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Normie Test

Take the test almost 200,000 people have taken!
The Normie Test is a 40 question test that plots your placement on the Normie Spectrum using two axises that are based on how you view the world, and how you live in the world. At the end of the test, you will see what label you approximately fall under.

DISCLAIMER:

The Normie Test isn't an official test that you should take seriously. It's only a fun test you can take to see what label you approximately fall under. The results of this test aren't valid as a diagnosis for any disorders.

Privacy?

The Normie Test doesn't save your answers or your results. (yet)

Personal Questions

These questions are about your view of the world.
1. Do you want to be in society?
Strongly yes
Yes
Neutral
No
Strongly no
2. Do you make an attempt to socialise?
Strongly yes
Yes
Neutral
No
Strongly no
3. Do you consume things to alter your perspective? (Alcohol and stuff)
Strongly yes
Yes
Neutral
No
Strongly no
4. Are you depressed?
Strongly yes
Yes
Neutral
No
Strongly no
5. Do you try to improve yourself?
Strongly yes
Yes
Neutral
No
Strongly no
6. Would you compromise with a friend?
Strongly yes
Yes
Neutral
No
Strongly no
7. If you and another person were both thirsty and you only had enough water for one person, would you share with the other person?
Yes
No
8. If someone invited you to do something with them, how would you answer?
(Date, hang-out, party, etc.)
Yes
No
9. Are you anxious of social interaction?
Strongly yes
Yes
Neutral
No
Strongly no
10. Do you think you fit in with other people?
Strongly yes
Yes
Neutral
No
Strongly no
11. Do you shower more than twice a week?
Yes
No
12. Do you take care of your appearance? (shaving, hair styling, make up, fashion, etc.)
Strongly yes
Yes
Neutral
No
Strongly no
13. Do you talk back in equal volume to someone that is talking to you?
(Talking as much as they are to you)
Strongly yes
Yes
Neutral
No
Strongly no
14. Which is more difficult?
Carrying something that weighs your own body weight for 10 meters
Talking to a stranger
15. Does it seem unrealistic to imagine yourself with another person in an intimate context?
(Girlfriend, best friends, etc)
Strongly yes
Yes
Neutral
No
Strongly no
16. Do you have long term goals?
Yes
No
17. Would you rather work in food service, or be unemployed?
Work
Don't work
18. If you MUST work, would you rather...
Deal with people for money (Food service, retail, etc.)
Don't deal with people and still get money (Manufacturing, STEM stuff, etc.)
19. Is it reasonable to think that the majority of people are dumb?
Strongly yes
Yes
Neutral
No
Strongly no
20. Have you given up?
Strongly yes
Yes
Neutral
No
Strongly no

Actual Questions

Are you actually a normie?
21. Do you have any friends?
Yes
No
22. Are you a virgin?
Yes
No
23. Can you look people in the eyes without discomfort?
Yes
No
24. Has anyone ever described you as awkward, autistic, weird, etc.?
Yes
No
25. Do you currently have a romantic partner? (FWB, crushes, and hook-ups don't count)
Yes
No
26. Do you currently have a medium for socialization?
(Social media, work, etc.)
Yes
No
27. Do you talk to people on a regular basis?
(Internet stuff doesn't count)
Yes
No
28. Do you have unconventional interests?
(Anime, colletcing specific items, weird fetishes, etc.)
Yes
No
29. Are you currently in education, training or employment?
Yes
No
30. Are you good at speaking?
Strongly yes
Yes
Neutral
No
Strongly no
31. Is your family proud of you?
Strongly yes
Yes
Neutral
No
Strongly no
32. Do people usually like being around you?
Strongly yes
Yes
Neutral
No
Strongly no
33. Can you transport yourself easily?
(Americans, do you have a driver's license?)
(Europeans, can you use mass transit?)

Strongly yes
Yes
Neutral
No
Strongly no
34. Are you physically in-shape?
Strongly yes
Yes
Neutral
No
Strongly no

Statistical Questions

Enter some numbers to see how normal you are.
WTF!!! Is this a datamine?
The next six questions will make your test results more accurate, as these statistics can determine the likelihood of being normal.
35. What is your biological sex?
Male
Female
"Other"?
36. How tall are you?
37. How attractive are you (from 0 to 10)
38. What is your BMI?
39. How many friends do you have?
40. Rate your life right now.
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